Go Google Yourself

I got this google vanity game from Julie at Mental Origami who got it from "Alan" who got it from . . .

So I googled the phrase "Jim wants a" and got the following results:


Jim wants a shortstop, so it would make sense.
Because then it would all make sense.

Jim wants a healthy debate about the ideas he is raising.
Because Jim likes people to disagree with him.

Jim wants a word with you.
He wants to know if you play shortstop.

Jim wants a change of pace while he builds a second income.
Because Jim likes multi-level marketers even more than telemarketers.

Jim wants a dolly for his birthday.
Ahem. A refrigerator dolly.

Jim wants a group of UMD undergrads.
Because Jim loves spending time in jail.

Jim wants a live-in english speaker, and preferably has some knowledge of russian.
To translate for the rest of the undergrad exchange students.

Little Jim wants a tool set for Christmas so that he can prove to his father that he is a man.
Because Jim's father is the only one that still might believe it.

JIM WANTS A SHOUT OUT TO ALL HIS HOMIES.
Jim wants the UMD undergraduates to know he's still in touch with his youthful side.

Jim wants a sign on etiquette
We don't swim in your toilet...

Jim wants a ridiculous sum.
But he's worth it.

Jim wants a photographer to follow him and take pics
Later Jim will blackmail himself.

Jim wants a used medical pack
Hopefully it will include some used syringes and dirty scalpels.


I got similarly humorous results by googling "Jim likes to", "Jim is going to", and "Jim doesn't like".

Thanks Julie.